| This weekend you need to head up into your attic to | | | | the chandelier right in the middle of Thanksgiving |
| get some work done. You need to pull some wire for | | | | dinner? That is neither here nor there. |
| the final touches on your sound system. You know | | | | All these troubles are certainly worth it. You just got |
| you need to get it done. It's the last part of your dream | | | | the collector's edition of “Dawn of the |
| home theater system that needs work. Most of your | | | | Dead” last Tuesday. You know, the edition with |
| speaker setup is on the money, but the weak point of | | | | 20 hours of director's commentary, deleted scenes, |
| your system is the center channel speaker and your | | | | making and storyboards. The sooner the speakers are |
| two rear channel speakers. Well, my friend, this is the | | | | done, the sooner you can watch a zombie movie the |
| weekend to get those issues sorted out. Home | | | | way it was intended to be seen, sorry, experienced. |
| theater bliss is on its way. | | | | Then you're watching the toob, sipping a frosty |
| You know how to pull wire – how to get the | | | | beverage and you see an infomercial talking about a |
| measurements and all that. And the setup of the | | | | ladder. Not just some crummy normal ladder, but a |
| system is not a problem. That's what 15-year-olds are | | | | man's ladder. The Little Giant ladder is the means to an |
| for. But the actually pulling the wire in from your | | | | end. A classic zombie movie. So you go and pick one |
| receiver to the actual speakers could pose a problem. | | | | up from your local hardware giant. You're instantly able |
| Not that you don't have the skills to do it. You're | | | | to get into the attic and get that speaker wire pulled. |
| completely confident with that – you're a man's | | | | The ladder helped get you into the attic, and it helped |
| man. But you need to have the right tools to do the | | | | you get your stuff done in a minimal time. See you'd |
| job. But up until now, you haven't found the tool that will | | | | love to spend your Saturday crab crawling around in |
| let you do your work in such a small space. You need | | | | your spiderhole of an attic, but you've got some |
| a multi-use attic ladder that will prevent you from | | | | extra-butter popcorn waiting for you. That and a |
| stepping through your ceiling into your dining room. You | | | | La-Z-Boy. That said, you got your home theater dialed |
| don't need a Clark Griswold situation to tarnish your | | | | in. Speakers and all. If you weren't such a man's man, |
| near flawless home improvement track record. And it | | | | you'd probably shed a tear or two at the sheer beauty |
| is near flawless. Near. Who could have known that | | | | of the whole thing. But you're a MAN, and you've got |
| that chandelier you installed was way too heavy for | | | | some zombie films to watch. And you've got nothing |
| your ceiling? And furthermore, who could have | | | | to thank than your sheer genius and a Little Giant |
| predicted that the ceiling would choose not to support | | | | Ladder to thank. Happy DVD-extra watching. |