| This weekend you need to head up into your | | | | Thanksgiving dinner? That is neither here nor |
| attic to get some work done. You need to pull | | | | there. |
| some wire for the final touches on your sound | | | | |
| system. You know you need to get it done. | | | | All these troubles are certainly worth it. |
| It's the last part of your dream home theater | | | | You just got the collector's edition of |
| system that needs work. Most of your speaker | | | | “Dawn of the Dead” last Tuesday. |
| setup is on the money, but the weak point of | | | | You know, the edition with 20 hours of |
| your system is the center channel speaker and | | | | director's commentary, deleted scenes, making |
| your two rear channel speakers. Well, my | | | | and storyboards. The sooner the speakers are |
| friend, this is the weekend to get those | | | | done, the sooner you can watch a zombie movie |
| issues sorted out. Home theater bliss is on | | | | the way it was intended to be seen, sorry, |
| its way. | | | | experienced. |
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| You know how to pull wire – how to get | | | | Then you're watching the toob, sipping a |
| the measurements and all that. And the setup | | | | frosty beverage and you see an infomercial |
| of the system is not a problem. That's what | | | | talking about a ladder. Not just some crummy |
| 15-year-olds are for. But the actually | | | | normal ladder, but a man's ladder. The Little |
| pulling the wire in from your receiver to the | | | | Giant ladder is the means to an end. A |
| actual speakers could pose a problem. Not | | | | classic zombie movie. So you go and pick one |
| that you don't have the skills to do it. | | | | up from your local hardware giant. You're |
| You're completely confident with that – | | | | instantly able to get into the attic and get |
| you're a man's man. But you need to have the | | | | that speaker wire pulled. The ladder helped |
| right tools to do the job. But up until now, | | | | get you into the attic, and it helped you get |
| you haven't found the tool that will let you | | | | your stuff done in a minimal time. See you'd |
| do your work in such a small space. You need | | | | love to spend your Saturday crab crawling |
| a multi-use attic ladder that will prevent | | | | around in your spiderhole of an attic, but |
| you from stepping through your ceiling into | | | | you've got some extra-butter popcorn waiting |
| your dining room. You don't need a Clark | | | | for you. That and a La-Z-Boy. That said, you |
| Griswold situation to tarnish your near | | | | got your home theater dialed in. Speakers and |
| flawless home improvement track record. And | | | | all. If you weren't such a man's man, you'd |
| it is near flawless. Near. Who could have | | | | probably shed a tear or two at the sheer |
| known that that chandelier you installed was | | | | beauty of the whole thing. But you're a MAN, |
| way too heavy for your ceiling? And | | | | and you've got some zombie films to watch. |
| furthermore, who could have predicted that | | | | And you've got nothing to thank than your |
| the ceiling would choose not to support the | | | | sheer genius and a Little Giant Ladder to |
| chandelier right in the middle of | | | | thank. Happy DVD-extra watching. |